Rick, A former co-worker likes to come up with top 10 lists for noteworthy events. At my good-bye lunch he read this list. I'm omitting last names to protect the innocent. It's full of inside jokes as well, apologies.

10) Rumor has it they don't care if employees bring guns to work.
9) They use CVS
8) Scott S. works just down the road. Coincidence? Think about it.
7) His boss is Indian, his boss's boss is a Greek, he works with a bunch of Irish folks - goddamnit, he wants to work with Amurikans!
6) He's hoping Steve J. works there.
5) He's tired of working with and for a bunch of left leaning commies.
4) Now that he's married and having a kid, he figures it's time to settle down and work at a stable place with a guaranteed future.
3) Ken keeps getting all the good jobs.
2) You mean it's not LogicBlaze?
1) Who was that [Demian] again?

And there you have it. Thanks Rick.